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OSBORN

Taylor Osborn was born in February 1988, weighing a respectable 10 lbs, 4 ounces. In 1992, he found a rock that seemed pretty cool. Unfortunately, the rock was lost shortly after its discovery. By 2004, he managed to get his photography into the Museum of Fine Art in Santa Fe. The same year, working at Souper Salad, he mixed together soft serve ice cream, drip coffee, and rainbow sprinkles. It was pretty tasty. A few years later, he built a synthesizer that generated its own compositions. Like the cool rock, the synthesizer has also been misplaced.
Some people have bought his photography, and it’s on the Smithsonian Institution's website. Also in 2022, he had a memorable ham and gruyere danish near his home in Portland, OR.
Taylor
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